Once upon a time...
There lived a geek in the woods of Northern California...he dreamed the dreams of artistic superhero status and vowed to one-day explore his high-minded aspirations. Upon receiving the degree that he had diligently pursued, he quickly transported himself into the one locality from which he could unleash his accumulated media/geek knowledge upon the world: LA LA land.
"I will slay the mundane with the prose of me gut...the world will turn on its' toes in anticipation of my every deed and word, feeding me their financial wealth while fueling my continual success!"
Upon his arrival, having been encumbered with the thought of no real prospects or connections, Dylan quickly directed his attentions towards that one realm from which his inspiration grew: Comic Books.
"From within this one unique environment of worldly words derived from the modern-day mythological practices of my fantasy-filled grey matter, I will subvert and desseminate my wisdom, while gaining a valuable and permanent foot-hold upon the unsuspecting masses...Yea, tis the fool be him, or her, that leadith me down unto the bossom of the babe!"
So it went...as Dylan began his meteoric rise within the ranks of the comic book realm, beginning his journey as a lowly stockboy situated within the confines of Golden Apple Comics.
Thus endith the lesson...
There lived a geek in the woods of Northern California...he dreamed the dreams of artistic superhero status and vowed to one-day explore his high-minded aspirations. Upon receiving the degree that he had diligently pursued, he quickly transported himself into the one locality from which he could unleash his accumulated media/geek knowledge upon the world: LA LA land.
"I will slay the mundane with the prose of me gut...the world will turn on its' toes in anticipation of my every deed and word, feeding me their financial wealth while fueling my continual success!"
Upon his arrival, having been encumbered with the thought of no real prospects or connections, Dylan quickly directed his attentions towards that one realm from which his inspiration grew: Comic Books.
"From within this one unique environment of worldly words derived from the modern-day mythological practices of my fantasy-filled grey matter, I will subvert and desseminate my wisdom, while gaining a valuable and permanent foot-hold upon the unsuspecting masses...Yea, tis the fool be him, or her, that leadith me down unto the bossom of the babe!"
So it went...as Dylan began his meteoric rise within the ranks of the comic book realm, beginning his journey as a lowly stockboy situated within the confines of Golden Apple Comics.
Thus endith the lesson...
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